I have the best friends. Ever. I don’t know if y’all know, but I have a tendency to only see clothes as ways to put as many bright colors into one place as possible. I’ve gotten better (IE my purse is no longer a giant plastic chicken, but that’s just cause it got ruined, really.) Now it’s made out of candy wrappers which I guess is kind of better.
But when the words “I might want some Tory Burch flip flops,” came out of my mouth, my two girlier counterparts nearly died in shock. “How does she know what Tory Burch is?” They went to brunch on Sunday, and I stayed home, eating stale crackers and enjoying my alone time, because I need a whole lot of it. They stayed out all day, just because they knew I needed it, and came back with the world’s most expensive flip flops for me, that I will probably wear every day for the rest of my life. I am happy and grateful to have such awesome people in my life, and even though I will always be a 19 year old frat boy on the inside, my feet look expensive.

I have the best friends. Ever. I don’t know if y’all know, but I have a tendency to only see clothes as ways to put as many bright colors into one place as possible. I’ve gotten better (IE my purse is no longer a giant plastic chicken, but that’s just cause it got ruined, really.) Now it’s made out of candy wrappers which I guess is kind of better.

But when the words “I might want some Tory Burch flip flops,” came out of my mouth, my two girlier counterparts nearly died in shock. “How does she know what Tory Burch is?” They went to brunch on Sunday, and I stayed home, eating stale crackers and enjoying my alone time, because I need a whole lot of it. They stayed out all day, just because they knew I needed it, and came back with the world’s most expensive flip flops for me, that I will probably wear every day for the rest of my life. I am happy and grateful to have such awesome people in my life, and even though I will always be a 19 year old frat boy on the inside, my feet look expensive.

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