February 2012
4 posts
DID YOU SEE THIS DOG THAT WON THE DOG SHOW?!?! →
January 2012
5 posts
In Which This Recording Calls Me A Witch in A... →
Reluctance to buy electronics made after 1998? Check. Love of interpretive dance? Check. Writing poems about LA, talking to my Orchid named Henri, inability to match, a love for blue glass, a habit of eating quinoa in bed, a patience imbued talisman, and an uncanny knowledge for naturopathic cures? Check check check check forever. By the way the best Anthro salerack is the Beverly Hills one....
“I’ve been around the block. I’ve seen my little ponies on ice. i was...”
– My Boss on Bronies
December 2011
2 posts
November 2011
5 posts
Conversation with Flad Blarris about DIY Nosejobs
Flad Blarris: I wanna get a nose job
I found a non surgical nose job kit online. its 29.95
I think i might order it.
Me: How bout you get a regular job first,
and then a nose job.
Your nose cant have a job
before you do
also link to kit plz
Flad Blarris: WHOS GONNA HIRE ME WITH THIS HONKER?! Link.
Me: Order Two.
In Defense of an MFA →
Now more than ever, we need artists capable of transporting art to a level that is vital while also accessible to the world.
This Baby Has Seen A Lot of Movies, Really... →
October 2011
7 posts
September 2011
6 posts
5 tags
This is a real news story. →
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these are my friends in real life. All my worlds have collided to form this.
August 2011
2 posts
“You’re ready. Start making stuff.
You might be scared. That’s natural.
...”
– Austin Kleon
Watch The next morning, Richie woke at dawn. He had decided birds should not be kept in cages fed Mordecai three sardines, and set him free.
July 2011
15 posts
Children Get Into Screaming Match Over Their... →
Good news! Another parent has antagonized her children for your entertainment.
“Enlightened sexism sells the line that it is precisely through women’s...”
– Source
One day I will have a cat and this awesome ring by... →
“Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what...”
– Stephen King
“And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than...”
– Anais Nin
June 2011
9 posts
It’s Still Rock and Roll To Me. Except this....
Best Achievement of the Catholic Church To Date....
Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN
CONVERTING TO CATHOLICISM DOES NOT MAGICALLY GRANT YOUR DOG A SOUL.
WOW. EPIC CATHOLIC WIN.
I LOVE THIS.